humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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alxparkour:

haaaaannnn:

I’d slay my son in broad daylight if i caught him making this battis bullshit

Distressingly soft. 

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pastadeamendoimcomgeleia:

nightmarecryingalonewithdoritos:

shooti:

IT HAS A BABY

I AM SCREAMING.

so cute

pastadeamendoimcomgeleia:

nightmarecryingalonewithdoritos:

shooti:

IT HAS A BABY

I AM SCREAMING.

so cute

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sailormoonofficial:

that dude with the yellow sign contributed so much

sailormoonofficial:

that dude with the yellow sign contributed so much

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dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

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crows-before-hoes:

adiostoreador:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

this is so sad

between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile

Sounds like college to me.

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yelyahwilliams:

Dying about this

yelyahwilliams:

Dying about this

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guymontagburning:

She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.

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10knotes:

undefined-thought:
This is my absolute favourite one.

10knotes:

undefined-thought:

This is my absolute favourite one.

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fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

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